1) Please upload a pdf version of your resume.
B. Please enter your linkedin account name.
III – BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! Now please copy and paste the information about every job, every school you’ve ever gone to, every project you’ve ever done, and every technology you’ve ever used from the above resources into this horrible template because obviously none of this is available in either of the above.
>>> You’ve just proved you’re not worth working for.